June 10, 2021
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That’s not how you fertilize an egg.
I’d try this if I weren’t nervous that the egg shards would cut my dick
This is why it is never a good idea to put things that can easily be injured near a spring loaded trap…
Only big pp can achieve this
That’s a really good penis right there 9/10
I think I’m jealous?
what did I just watch? o.O
He’s too dangerous to be kept alive !
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My penis curves to the left, even if it was big enough I would probably miss the egg
This is better every loop
That’s certainly a nice and appreciable skill. I think getting naked every time and scraping the stuff of me and still having to pick the shell out is way to much trouble for domestic application, though.
What a view 😍
But…can you drive a 6″ spike through a board with it?
(Movie: Real Genius)
I will have to try this
Someone’s gonna be picking egg shells out of their mouth and vagina if they have sex with him
👋👋 I volunteer as tribute
The secret 3rd answer to “how do you like your eggs, fried or fertilized?”
HowtoBasic getting crazy over here
Imagine u are an chicken that make an egg and u see it get broken by a cock…
I’ll let you know later. I have to try this.
i didn’t know what i was expecting kek
I could do it but haven’t got the abs
Cock slapping could be considered lethal when spring loaded.
I might be able to achieve this with a Cadbury mini-egg.
“How do you liiike your eggs in the morning?”
I like mine just like this..!!
Is he outside in the snow?
High key wanna try this
Can’t. Un see. Damnit.
I’m pretty sure r/TrebuchetMemes will enjoy this!
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